Funny SMS

1 swt story: 1 ladke ne marne k 3 minute pehle 2 msg kiye..1 g.f. Ko & 1 dost ko..."me ja raha hu reply fast.." & 1st reply g.f. Ka aya "tum kahan ja rahe ho, i m busy bad me milenge..Ye sunkar use bahut dard hua..2nd msg dost ka aya-' abe kamine akele kaha ja raha h ruk mai bhi ata hu'ye padkar wo ladka muskuraya or bola aaj phr pyar dosti se har gaya.

:-).so forward to all ur frnds to show that "frndship" is better than LOVE.

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 Aise kya dekh rahe ho 200gm mungfali bheja hai,

zyada khush mt ho

khane k liye nahi

chheel kar vapas bhejo.....

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Na jane vo hamse kya chupati thi.

Kuchh tha uske hotho pe

magar na jane kyu sharmati thi.

Jab hamne muh khulvake dekha

to pata chala

Saali GUTKHA khati thi.

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Dard me koi mosam pyara nahi hota,

Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.

Koi dekhe to humari bebasi,

Hum sabhi k ho jate hain

Par koi humara nahi hota.

 

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DAD-Mai tuje itna marta hu,tuje gussa nhi aata?

SON-ata h to mai toilet saaf kar deta hu.

DAD-Isse gussa Thanda kese ho jata h?

SON-Apke Toothbrsh se krta hu.:D

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Mubark ho Sab Se Kam SMS Krne Pr

Apko Milti H Ek Khubsurat

1800 CC

GADHA

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/.".) "^----;";

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Enjoy Karo.....

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Doctor ki galti aur Vakil ki galti me kya antar He

Doctor ki galti zameen k 4 foot neeche gaad deti h

&

Vakil ki galti 4 foot uper tang dete h:-)

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Full form of MUMMY.

M-maa,

U-u live,

M-many,

M-more,

Y-years.

Forwd this to 7frnds 2make ur mother live a long life.

I Know u'll do i also coudn't avoid it.. ..

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CHANDIGARH

AIRPORT

PAR

MUMBAI

KI

FLIGHT NO.9

KE

PLANE SE SEAT NO.52

PAR

BAITHE

PASSANGER

KE

SAATH

KHADI

AIR HOSTES

KE

BOY FRIEND

KE

GHAR

KE

BED ROOM

KE

ATTACH BATHROOM

KE

RIGHT

SIDE

WALI

WINDOW

KE

SAATH

WALI

GALI

KE

PAHLE

MOD

PAR

SCHOOL

KI

CLASS

7th

KE

TEACHER

KE

TABLE

KE

SAAMNE

WALI

ROOM

KE

7th

BENCH

KE

SAATH

WALI

BENCH

PAR

BAITHE

HUYE

STUDENT

KE

BAGAL

ME

PADI

HUI

HINDI

KI

BOOK

KE

PAGE NUMBER 57

KI

LINE NUMER 10

ME

LIKHA

THA

Ki

"KISI KO ITNA PRESHAAN KARNA ACHCHHI BAAT HAI..

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Funny meanings of places in english

LARGE STATE-Maharastra

PLACE OF KINGS-Rajastan

QUEEN FEILD-

Rani khet

MR. CITY-

Shri nagar

RISING CITY- Udaypur

RHYTHM OF EYES-

Nanital

FACE-

Surat

UNMARRIED GIRL-Kanyakumari

GOD'S GATE- Haridiwar

BRICK CITY- Itanagar

SAINT HAIR- Rishikesh.

RED STICK-Laalkila

CALL END-Kolkata

NO ZIP-Chennie

PLACE OF SUN-Arunanchal

COME IN EVENING-

Aasam

GO & come

GOA...:-)

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Do u knw wat"FAMILY" Means?

F = "FATHER"

A = "AND"

M = "MOTHER",

I ="IN",

L = "LOVE", WITH

Y = "YOU",Pass this msg to all ur frnds if u LOVE ur Parents

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Santa-Yaar tu shise ke samne q padta hai

Banta-uske 3 fayde hai

1-Sath-Sath revision ho jata hai,

2-Khud pe nazar bani rehti hai

3-Group study bhi ho jati hai.

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Zindagi ABCD h . Yakeen nhi ? A - Aitbar B - Bharosa C - Chahat D - Dosti E - Enayat F - Faisla G - Gam H - Himaat I - Intazar J - Jarurat K - Khyal L - Lamhe M - Mohabbat N - Narazgi O - Oomid P - Pyar Q - Qismat R - Riste S - Samjhota T - Tamanna U - Udasi V - Virasat W - Wada X - Xcuse Y - Yaade In sab feeling se milkar bani hai , Z – Zindgi

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A biscuit maker wrote a letter 2 his gf. Dear mari yesterday was a gud day our meeting was nice bt da chance of success of our luv is 50. 50 because ur Design a generalization specialization hierarchy fr a motor vehicle sales cmpny d cmpny sells motorcycles passenger cars, vans and buses. Justify ur plcmfather is like a tiger wil u give me ur litter heart otherwise i'll become a (karacjack). ent of attributes at each level of d hierarchy.

   

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Sonu: Ladki fasaani aati hai. Monu: Nahi. Sonu: Kagaz ka jaahaz banake class room mein uda de, Madam puche to ladki ka naam lagade, bas ladki phas gayi.

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Boy: ghar, padhai, dosti, sukh, chain sab chhor diya maine tere liye.

tune kya kiya mere liye.

Girl: munni badnam hui darling tere liye.

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A girl was late to home..

Father-"where were u?"

Girl-"I was with a friend of mine"

Her Father called her every friend, and everyone said-"yes uncle, she was with me".

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Andhe ki bibi ko langre ne perpose kiya, gunge ne dekh liya, gunga andhe ko kaise batayega ?.

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Tchr 2 Snta:Ur son is a fool

See his reprt.

Eng-9

Math-5

Scnce-7

SST-8

Hindi-6

Total-35

Snta-Total me to kamal kiya h, Is sbjct ki tuition tk nhi rakhi thi..

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Bahu-maa ji kal rat ko meri unse ladai ho gai.

Sas-koi bat nahi itna to har pati patni k beech hota rehta hai.Bahu-ji wo sab to thik hai par lash ka kya kru.

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Father: Beti Aaj Tum Ne Phone par Sirf 1Ghanta Bat Ki,

Tum Ne To Kbhi 4Ghante Se Kam Baat hi Nhi Ki?

Beti: Papa Yeh Wrong Number Tha.

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Bhulenge Wo Log Bhulna Jinka Kam h

Hmari to Dosto K Bina Gujrti nhi Shyam h

Kese Bhul Skte h Hm Un Dosto Ko

Jo Hmari Zindgi Ka Dusra Naam h.

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Dosti Kisi Ki Riyasat Nahi Hoti,

Maut Kisi Ki Amanat Nahi Hoti,

Hamari Saltanat Me Kadam zara Soch Kar Rakhna,

Yahan Dosti Todne Wale Ki Zamanat nahi hoti Gm...& have a nice Sunday.

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 Never Explain Urself 2 Anyone Because.... The Person who Likes U doesn't Need it & the Person who Dislikes U wont Believe it..... Gud night…

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Zindgi ne pucha "sapna kya hota he ?"

To hakikat boli

"band aakho me jo apna hota he, khuli aakho me wahi sapna hota hai".

All iz well remix-

Jab question paper ho out of control...

Answer sheet ko karke fold...

Answer sheet ko karke fold...

Aeroplane banake bol

I... WILL... FAIL...

Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

Mrks milenge ya zero pe tie hoga,

Koi na jane apne mrks ka kya hoga,

Toh garlfrnd ghuma,

Paise uda,

Paise udake bolo dear "All is well.

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Dost Naya ya Purana Nahi Hota,Zindagi Ka Har pal Suhana Nahi Hota,Juda Hona to Takdeer ki Baat Hai Par Judai Ka Matlab Bhulana Nahi Hota.

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Tamanna karte ho jin khushiyon ki dua hai woh khushiyan apke kadmo me ho.Khuda aapko woh sab hakikat mein de jo kuch aapke sapno me ho.

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Alfaz aap do git hum bnayenge, Manzil aap chuno rasta hum btayenge, khush aap raho khushiya hum dilayenge,aap sirf"Dost" bane raho,"DOSTI KA RISTA"hum nibhayege. GOOD NIGHT
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Bekar hai wo log jo ladkiyo ko miss karte hai,

Miss karna hai to Machchhar ko kro jo apni jaan par khelkar bhi aapko kiss karte . Good Morning...

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Phoolon ki wadio me ho basera Aapka, Sitaron k aangan me ho aashiyana apka, Dua hai khuda se hamari, Sari Duniya se KHOOBSURAT ho SAVERA aapka.

~good morning~

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Raat Ne Chadar Samet Li Hai, Suraj Ne Kirne Bikher Di Hai ,Chaliye Uthiye Or Thanks Kijiye Us Kuda Ko Jisne Apko Itni Pyari C Subah Di Hai. Good Morning..............

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Rishto ki ahmiyat aap jante to hain,

Kam se kam aap hume pehchante to hain

Warna waqt k sath log badal jate hain

Fir bhi aap

Hume apna mante to hain!

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Khushiyon ka ek sansar leke ayenge,

patjhar mein bhi bahar leke ayenge,

Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyar se,

zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge.

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Khwab me aaenge sms ki tarah.. Dil me bus jaenge ringtone ki tarah.. Payar kam n hoga balance ki tarah.. Bus tum bizi n rahna network ki tarah. (GOOD NIGHT)b

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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,

mujhe mat dhudhna duniya ki ladaai me,hum milenge aapki girl friend ki razaai me.

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Us din khuda ne bhi khub jashn manaya hoga, jis din fursat se aapko banaya hoga, aankho se uske bhi nikle honge aashu, jab aapko yaha bhejkar khud ko tanha paya hoga....b

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Nari ke chakkar me bhul na jana yari, jab laat maregi nari to yaad ayegi humari, sudhro varna taklif hogi bhari, purush bachao samiti dwara jan hit me jari. . .

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A biscuit maker wrote a letter 2 his gf. Dear mari yesterday was a gud day our meeting was nice bt da chance of success of our luv is 50. 50 because ur Design a generalization specialization hierarchy fr a motor vehicle sales cmpny d cmpny sells motorcycles passenger cars, vans and buses. Justify ur plcmfather is like a tiger wil u give me ur litter heart otherwise i'll become a (karacjack). ent of attributes at each level of d hierarchy
 
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Sher kbi chupkr shikar ni krte

buzdil kbi khulkr var ni krte or hm vo h jo "NEW YEAR" kehne k liye 31ka intzr ni krte qki us din free sms kaam nhi krte..

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Dimag Hai To ans Do aapke Chacha Ki Bhabhi Ki Saas K Bhai ki Bibi Ki Saas K Pati K jamai K Pote Ki Maa Ki Nanad Ka Bhai Apka Kaun Hua?

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Dimag Hai To ans Do aapke Chacha Ki Bhabhi Ki Saas K Bhai ki Bibi Ki Saas K Pati K jamai K Pote Ki Maa Ki Nanad Ka Bhai Apka Kaun Hua?

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God ne tumko BHEJA to BHEJA, lekin BHEJA to aisa BHEJA ki BHEJE me BHEJA hi nahi BHEJA. ye kisi ne mujhe BHEJA isliye maine apko BHEJA.Dekha mera BHEJA.

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In Ankho Se Spne Churaya Na Kro

Hmari Dosti Ko Azmaya Na Kro

Tumhare 1SmS K Badle 100Call Kardu

Par Shart Ye Hai

Tum Phone Uthaya Na Kro.

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$PATNI CHALISA.

Namo-namo patni maharani,

tumhri mahima koi na jani. || 1 ||

Hamne samjha tum abla ho,

par tumto sabse badi bala ho. || 2 ||

Jis din haath me belan aawe,

Us din PATI khub chillave. || 3 ||

Sare bed pe PATNI sove,

PATI baith farsh par rove. || 4 ||

Tumse hi ghar MATHUR

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Special C('') Coffee for U. I mixed it with LOVE and HAPPINESS, But there is no sugar Beacuse i know that you are very "SWEET",, GudüNyte...

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Aj ''TOM nd JERRY'' ka birthday hai..unki yaad me plz..plz..plz.. ye sms km s km kisi 1 ''CARTOON'' KO jaroor send karein...maine to apna farz pura kiya..

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LOVE+SHIP=TITANIC

ANIMAL+FOREST=JURASSIC PARK

FEAR+EVIL=DRACULA

DARE+MACHINE=TERMINATOR

YOU+U'R SMILE=THE......

"MUMMY RETURNS"....!!!!!:-)

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Full form of 'GIRL':-G= Gali dene me aage.I= Innocent sirf shakal se. R= Rone ki automatic machine. L= Ladai me sabki nani! Phir b duniya inki diwani.

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Na karta shikayat zindagi se koi, agar maan jata manane se koi, kisi ko kyun yaad karta koi, agar bhool jata bhulane se koi.

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Tell me any girl & boy name who don't have VOWEL word. Plz tell me imediatly. I don't know. ....


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How Can You Spell "N_CE Without "I"?POL_TE Without "I"?How Can You "SM_LE" Without "I"?ab maan v jao "I" Am Very Important For You.

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muskurana hi to khusi nhi hoti.umra bitana hi to jindgi nhi hoti.khud ko mitana parta hai dosti me. sirf dost kahkr dosti puri nhi hoti .....

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U R my Sweet

Frnd

To kya kru?

Nachu!

Ye lo

<@/ )) / >

<@>(( >>

@/<))<<

<@> ((< >

@<))> >>

@/<))/ >

Khush. happy new year 2010

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Good night

Pehli BaR Love Kahan Invent Hua Tha?

.

.

.

.

Socho.

OR Socho.

Made In China..!

Tabhi To Love Me GuRRnty OR WaRRnty Nahi Milti...

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Khuda Se Activa Manga To Car Mili, Ghar Manga To Bangla Mila, Phone Manga To Cell Mila, 5 Lac Manga To Apka Address Mila, To kab Lene Aau? Smile Mat Do Time Do.

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1Pagal :Main is mental hospital mein naya naya hu Muje yaha k pagalo k sardar se milna he.2Pagal :Sshhh..!Aawaz mat karo Boss msg pad rahe HAI...

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Q. GARIBI Ki Had Kya Hai?.Ans. Jab Koi Ladki Rs.2 Me kiss DENE Ko Taiyar Ho Jaye.....Aur Fir bhe . .Aapke Paas Rs.1 Hi Ho..

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 2 admi kbristan me Baithe the, 1 admi Bola:-ye Log Kitne aram Se Sote hai, 1 MURDA utha or Bola:- HramKhor kyu na Soye, YE Jagah jaan Dekar Hasil ki hai.

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Boy Friend: Main Tumhara Mobile Dekh Sakta Hu. Girl Friend: Ha Janu Kyu Nahi Just A Minute Del Del Del, Yeh Lo Janu Dekh Lo Tumhe To Mujh pe Trust Hi Nahi

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Boy- Mujhe Ek Behad Khubsurat Ladki ki Talash Hai GIRL- Lo Main Aa Gayi BOY- Thik Kiya Ab Use Khojne mein Meri Help Karo.

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Pappu kisi ladki ke Ghar rishta le kar Gaya, Ladki ke maa baap bole- humari beti abhi padh rahi hai. Pappu- koi baat nahi hum ek Ghante baad aa jayege

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Zindgi behal hai, sur hai na taal hai, msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, yaar kuch bhi to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindgi ka sawaal hai.

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Khushbu ban ker Aapke pas bikhar jayenge.sukun ban ker Aapke dil me utar jayenge.kabhi to dil se mahsus ker ke dekhiye.dur rah ker v paas najar Aayenge.

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Ek halke se ishare ki Jarurat hogi, Dil ki kashti ko kinare ki Jarurat hogi, Aap hume apne paas he paoge har us waqt, Jub Aapko mere saath ki jarurt hogi....$$.

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Shri Krishn ne Gita me kha tha ki"Kalyug me ek upkari manav khub sms krega or ek papi sirf sms padhkr muskuryega"HAS PAPI HAS AUR JOR se has!

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Nitish k teer se lalu ka laltern tutne se ramvilas ka bangle k jalne se rahul ka hath jal gaya aur bihar k talab me kamal khilne k apko hardik badhai jai bihar jindabad

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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana, apna samjho ya begana, mera tumhara rista purana Isliye farz tha batana ki thand suru ho chuki hai, Roz mat nahana. "HAPPY WINTER"

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100 rupye ka note bahut jyada lgta h jab "KISI GARIB KO DENA HOTA HAI"

mgr hotel me baithe ho to bahut kam lgta h.

3 min Ishwar ko yad krna bahut mushkil h, magar 3 hour ki movie dekhna bahut aasan..

Pure din mehnat krke koi nhi thakta pr apne hi Maa baap k pair dabane me log pareshan ho jate h.

Is msg ko frwrd krna bahut bekaar lagega jbki fizool k jokes frwrd krna bhut achha lgta h.

Zindgi ka nazariya Badlo

is msg ko frwrd kro .

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 'Beautiful Tomorrow Never Comes.When It Comes It's Already TODAY..In The Search Of Beautiful Tomorrow Don't Waste Your Wonderful Today..!'

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Zindagi kavi muskil to kavi aasan hoti hai,ankhon me nami hothon pe muskan hoti h,na vulana apni is muskurahat ko,isi se har muskil asan hoti h. singh

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Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose, gift diya usne red rose, sherni ne kaha ja pehle apni surat aine me dekh, chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli confidence to dekh..

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Meaning of

P_A_K_I_S_T_A_N

.

.

.

P-Pyar

.

A-Aman

.

K-Khushhaali

.

I-Insaaf

.

S-Shanti

.

T-Tarakki

.

A-Ahinsa

.

N-NOT Available Here

.

.

Fwrd to all INDIANS.

                                 
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1 Ldke n 1 Ldki se Uska Nam Pucha Ldki n kaha mri scooty k piche lkha h.Scooty k piche lkha tha 7.34.39.32.1 Msg Exprt ho to ldki ka naam btaao.

Riya....
 
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X is imposible for God.X is above God. X is more important than love.If we eat X we will die.X is seven letter word.If u r genious,then reply me.What is X ?

 mrcury...

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Sardar to doctor ~~> " Dr.saheb, mai AANKHO se bol saku, aur KAANO se dekh saku aisi koi dawai digiye.

Doctor ~~> LO, YE 2 GOLI GAND SE CHABA KE KHA LENA

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Ek_____ladki bajar me____lene gai aur ek____aurat se takra gai uski sari_____gir gai in 4 khali jagah me 'EK HI WORD' ayega it's challange for u i'm waiting.

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Murga-I Love you. Murgi-Rahne Do JhUte Murga-Nahi sach me. Murgi-Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho? Murga-Kuch Bhi,Murgi-ok chalo 1 Anda dekar dikhao?

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Himesh ke Luv Letter ka Ladki ka jawab

Ooo huzur bhad me gaya tera surur

Surat se tu hai khajur

Bidi k factory k mazdur

Chal ho ja mujhse dur

Saale kukur

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Doctor-kya taklif hai. Marij-raat ko sote samay saas ko lene m dikat hoti hai. Doctor-aaj s 10 din tak sote smay saas ko nhi sali ko lena...

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Teacher=OSAMA ki 5 Biwi & 20 Bache. Lalu ki 1 Biwi & 9 Bache. To Batao kaun Acha? Studnt=Score to Osama ka Zyada He Par Strike Rate Laloo ka Acha Hai..
                                       
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Phoolon ki wadio me ho basera Aapka, Sitaron k aangan me ho aashiyana apka, Dua hai khuda se hamari, Sari Duniya se KHOOBSURAT ho SAVERA aapka.

~good morning~

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Radha ki chahat hai krishna,

Uske dil ki virasat hai krishna,

Chahe kitna bhi raas racha le krishna

Duniya to fir bhi yhi kehti hai,

"RADHEY KRISHNA" "RADHEY KRISHNA"

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2thngs nvr defined in whole life- 1 is love, bcoz u nvr kw who Luvs u how much.2nd is Friends bcoz u nvr kw how Deeply these stupids care Abt U. Good morning

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Hie... My Marriage is Fixed.Do come.Its after 14 Dayss...Surprised..??????Arey after 14 days is 1st April...U r d 1st FOOL of 2010.. .Hee hee..good night.

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A True relation is not like d Rain dat comes n Goes away.But like d Air, Not Visible But Always there in touch.! GD night

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Sabhi Dukho Se Mukti K Liye

Prabhu Ki Yeh Tasveer. . . Dekhiye . . .

SORRY..

Paapiyo Ko DARSHAN NAHI HONGE.

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5vi PASS me SHAHRUKH ne mujhse puchha?

India me aisa kaun hai jo 15 din me ek bar nahata hai?

Kasam se 5Carore Thukra diye

MAGAR AAPKA NAAM NAHIN LIYA............

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Good GoodGood Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good Good GoodGood Goodood Gooood Goood Good Night Nigght Nighght Nightight NightNight Night Night Night Night Night Night

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Life is like a piano,white keys r happy moments black keys r sad moments Bt remember both keys r played 2gether 2 give sweet music its life.....

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Hrvjn to his wife-Darling, kya mai tumhara phla pyar hu?

wife- kr dina murkho wali bat, spinner ko khi opening milti hai kya?

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HUM RAAT KI TANHAIYON SE AAPKA ZIKR KIYA KARTE HAI,CHAND SE AAPKI BAATE KIYA KARTE HAI,NA AAO HUMARE KHWABON MEIN YOON TUM,HUM BHOOT SE DARA KARTE HAI......

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Jab Kisi Ka Bura Waqt Aata Hai,

To Uske Saare Dost Aur Pariwar Wale Uske Sath

khade Hote Hai..

Yakeen Na Aaye To Kisi Ki Shaadi Ka ALBUM Dekh Lo......................

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 Chiti :hathi bhaiya kal meri brthdy hai tum apana paint doge. Hathi : Ha-- Ha-- Tu mera paint kya karogi. Chiti: Mai apene brthdy mai uska tent lagaungi.......................

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Duniya me rhkr spno me kho jao,kisi ko apna bna lo ya kisi ka ho jao, agr kuch v nhi hota to tkiya lo or so jao.g98...................
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