Sardar ki biwi ko delivery k baad kuch taanke lag rahe the, Sardar ne khidki se jhank kar dekha, aur fir sharmate hue pucha."Dr. Saheb pura to nahi siloge na..
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0ld couple went to Paris
Man got in 2mood n said: "Dear should we first go to our room or Eiffel Tower
Wife: ROOM chalo. Eiffel tower to kal bhi Khada rahega..
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PERSONALITY OF WOMEN ACCORDING 2 BRA SIZES..
3O"= INNOCENT
32"= CALM
34"= DEFENSIVE
36"= SayXY
38"= ITS HOT
4O"= AGGRESSIVE
42"= OUT OF CONTROL
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Biology Teachr: 4inch Penis is necessary for pregnancy. Girl:Madam, what about 9 inch? Teacher:HARAMJADI,I'm talkng about necessary, Not luxury..!!
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Benefits of Kissing;
Changes taste;
Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;
Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;
So KEEP KISSING...!!!
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1 murgi ne india pakistan
Dono desh 1 ande k liye ladne lge, Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki jyada ladkiyo ko kiss karega anda uska hoga, indian ne 20000 pakistani ladkiyo ko kiss kiya, pakistani excited ho k bole ab hmari bari h.
Indian:chhodo yaar anda tum rakh lo:-
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Sama tha suhana suhag raat ka tha bahana dulha mood me tha ki dulhan se sune koi gana. Dulhan ne suru kia gana BHAIYA MERE RAKHI K BANDHAN KO NIBHANA....Ha..Ha.
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Teacher: Hame macchar ko paida hone se rokna hoga.
Student: Sorry sir
itne chhote "CONDOM" banana imposible hai..
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Wife: SayX ho jaye, husbnd: arre patta nahi condm kanha hai dikh nahi raha... wife: tumhari roz-roz ki bakchodi se toh accha hai tum"lamination" karwalo.G .N
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1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gya UsKe BaaP Ne Poocha-Yeh Kis Ka Baccha hai?LAdki-papa chota chota rechrge dalwati thi pata nhi kisne ye lifeTime pack dal diya.
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(LOVE EXAM) Wo___bhi kya___thi, jis___me wo___thi us___k basne se mere dil ki___'___ thi. In 7 blanks me 1hi word aata hai wo word kya hai? Answer do . Design a generalization specialization hierarchy fr a motor vehicle sales cmpny d cmpny sells motorcycles passenger cars, vans and buses. Justify ur plcmJaldi sa yar..ent of attributes at each level of d hierarchy
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Pakistani ladkiyoN k ( . ) ( . )
Bade kyoN hote haiN?
KyuN ki....
Wo aate-jaate har ek ko kehti hain-
"AA" "DAAB"
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Uff,*********************
dabao na,
jra jor se,
aisa kro apni sirt nikalo,
pant bhi nikal do,
meri nighty bhi,
ab jor se..
Oh
tight hai na.
aur jor se..
Oh..
ab hua suit case band
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Ladki Whisper k Packet Le k Khdi Thi
Bhikari=Kuch De Do Madam
Ladki=Ku6 nhi He
Bhikari=Fir Ye BREAD Hi De Do
Ladki=Kal Ana SAUSS Laga kr Dungi.
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Ladka bola"Dilruba"
Ladki boli "Pizza khila"
Bo bola "paise nahi"
ye boli"Aise nahi"
bo bola "Mehangayi hai"
Ladki boli"AAJ SE TU MERA BHAI HAI".GOOD NIGHT.
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BOY.HUM HAI JOGI KITNA LOGI ,GIRL:2OO LOONGI HIL HIL KE DOONGI ,5O DOONGA HIL MAIN KHUD LUNGA,5O BHI BACHALO HATH SE HILALO
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Girl-meri bra ka kya size hai?
Boy-32.
G-kaise?
B-kal to kholi thi
G-magar bra pe number nahi hai..
B-toh kya hua? engineer hu,load dekh area bata sakta hun.
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Girl,Shopkeeper se. 1 bra dena. SK- 36 de du.GL-nahi thora chota,SK- 32, gl-or chota,SK-28,or chota,26-nhi or chota.SK-gusse me jakar bandage lelo pimple hoga............
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Aftr result
if Pass
Tchr-akhir pdhaya kisne
Mom-Sab baba ki kripa
Dad-son kiska hai
Dost-chal pi k ate hai
But if FAIL
Tchr-clas me koi response hi nhi deta
Mom-sab mobile k wjha se hua
Dad-tmhara hi beta h or lad pyar kro,sar p bithao
Dost-
chal pi k ate hai.
sab badal jate hai..Par dost..kabhi nhi.
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Masala Joke: What is common between Moov cream and a penis? Dono gehraai tak jaaye; garmahat laaye; aaram dilaaye. Aahhh se A-haaaa tak.
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Sama tha suhana suhag raat ka tha bahana dulha mood me tha ki dulhan se sune koi gana. Dulhan ne suru kia gana BHAIYA MERE RAKHI K BANDHAN KO NIBHANA....
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Land ki wafa pe aitbar kisko hai, mil jaye boor chodne ko to inkar kisko hai,kuch muskile hai boor pane me warna muth marne se pyar kisko hai. GOOD NIGHT.
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Naukrani: Malkin ap udas kyon h?
Malkin: Tumhare sahb apne office ki kisi ldki se pyar krte h.
Naukrani:Nahin, sahb mujhe dhokha nhin de skte.gdmng.umakant
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Teacher :kya cheez muh mein nahi leni chahiye. Student: Jalta hua bulb.Techer: kyon Std:kal raat ko bhabi bhaiya se kah rahi thi bulb bujha do to muh mein lungi......
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